"Look for an especially saucy group number by a band of garter-packing women known as the Bitches of Destiny. The name says it all." -UrbanDaddy.com

"They're Fabulous! They will rip the eyeballs out of your head and toss them around like yo-yos. Yo-yos that see the end of the world." -Becca D'Bus

"One part Bitch, one part Prophecy." -Brian Agosta, Creative Director of Spice Variety

"The Bitches of Destiny, true to their collective appellation, are as furious and commanding as the foaming, frenzied hounds that drive each of us onward, headlong into our own private, alienating, and ultimately foredooming fates. Remember, you're more afraid of them than they are of you." -Madame Psychosis