Catya von Sparkles is comprised of equal parts magic and wonder. She currently holds the title of, "Faggiest Drag King in P-Town," and she worked hard to win it. Trivia maven, literature buff, and karaoke superstar, Catya is also available for weeknight babysitting gigs. Also responds to, "Hey, Bavarian Cream Puff!"

Superlative: Most Likely To Tweet While Falling Down Stairs (She Saved Her Drink, Too!)

Theme Song: "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" - Celine Dion

Deadly Sin: Gluttony

Favorite Drink: Gin and Tonic w/ St. Germaine